katastrophic


Katrina. 17. Sydney.

Let your choices define you.


forth

Australians: damn australia you cold
Australians: damn australia you hot
Australians: damn australia you flooding
Australians: damn australia you bushfires
Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
Australians: lol


Dear The Voice,

Why aren’t your mics loud enough? It is giving me the shits.

Lots of love,

Kat


This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

This is the best idea ever.

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why is this so funny.

THERE IS NOW AN EEYORE PILLOWPET, I REPEAT, THERE IS NOW AN EEYORE PILLOWPET

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha this is so funny.




truebluemeandyou:

DIY Woven Jersey Sweatshirt. So much easier than it looks. Tutorial from The Forge here.

whatwouldmyherosay:

“Sometimes there are no happy endings.”


plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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